Race Mom: Professional Chaos Coordinator

chaos coordinator (noun) /ˈkāˌäs kōˈôrdəˌnādər/

1. A race mom who somehow keeps track of the schedule, the gear bag, the snacks, the spare parts, and the driver's helmet — all at the same time, all while cheering at full volume.

2. The person who turns a flat tire, a missed gate, and a spilled energy drink into a podium finish. Remains calm. Mostly.

Synonyms: race mom, pit boss, miracle worker.
Antonyms: unprepared (does not apply).

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Own the chaos. Wear the title.